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THE GOAL IS TO HAVE YOU SUBMITTING YOUR COMIX TO COMIXFARM. THEN WE'LL BE ABLE TO HAVE CONTESTS WHERE YOU'LL WIN REALLY BIG PRIZES LIKE T-SHIRTS, AND MAYBE EVEN CONSOLATION PRIZES LIKE LITTLE BAGGIES OF MY DANDRUFF FLAKES. HEY, DON'T BE CRITICAL... IF I'M EVER RICH AND FAMOUS MY DANDRUFF FLAKES MAY BE WORTH MORE THAN THE T-SHIRT. IN FACT THEY MAY ALREADY BE USEFUL IF YOU'RE PUTTING ON A CHRISTMAS PLAY AND YOU NEED SOME FAKE SNOW. ANYWAY, HERE'S THE DEAL...

SINCE WE'RE NEW IN TOWN, WE'RE STILL STRUGGLING TO HANG OUT WITH THE POPULAR WEBSITES. TRANSLATION: I CAN'T AFFORD TO GIVE AWAY MY PRECIOUS DANDRUFF UNLESS THERE ARE ENOUGH PEOPLE MAKING SUBMISSIONS TO MAKE HAVING CONTESTS WORK. SO WE ARE ACCEPTING SHORT-STORY AND COMIX SUBMISSIONS, BUT THERE WON'T BE ANY OFFICIAL CONTESTS UNTIL THERE ARE ENOUGH SUBMISSIONS THAT THERE ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE WHO ARE COMPETING AGAINST EACH OTHER AND NOT JUST MY DEPARTED GRANDMOTHER SENDING SCARY SKETCHES FROM THE HEREAFTER (AT LEAST SHE STILL WANTS TO ENCOURAGE ME, BUT SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT).

THE WAY THE CONTESTS WILL WORK IS THAT AFTER YOU SUBMIT YOUR STUFF AND I PUT IT UP ON THE SITE, YOU THEN HAVE TO COERCE AS MANY POOR FOOLS AS YOU CAN TO VISIT OUR SITE AND VOTE ON YOUR WORK. THE PERSON WITH THE BIGGEST POOR FOOL FOLLOWING WINS.

BY SUBMITTING YOUR COMIX OR SHORT-STORY TO ME, YOU AGREE TO THE FOLLOWING:
1. THAT YOU ARE AT LEAST FOURTEEN YEARS OF AGE. SORRY, BUT IT'S FOR LEGAL PURPOSES, AND I, CONTRARY TO POPULAR OPINION, AM A LAW-ABIDING KIND OF GUY.
2. YOU SWEAR TO ME ON ALL THAT IS HOLY AND LEGALLY BINDING THAT YOU DIDN'T STEAL YOUR SUBMISSION, IN WHOLE OR IN PART, FROM ANYONE ELSE. IT IS YOUR WORK AND YOURS ALONE. OTHERWISE I WON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE. NOT TO MENTION THAT THERE COULD BE A LEGAL DISPUTE. AND NO ONE WANTS A LEGAL DISPUTE BECAUSE THE LAWYERS ALREADY MAKE ENOUGH MONEY AS IT IS.
3. ALL SUBMISSIONS BECOME MY PROPERTY. THIS IS ALSO FOR LEGAL PURPOSES. IF YOU LET ME PUBLISH SOMETHING THAT YOU CREATED AND THEN YOU SELL IT TO SOMEONE ELSE, I COULD BECOME FODDER FOR THEIR LAWYERS FOR HAVING IT ON MY SITE. IF WE USE IT, AND THEN YOU HAVE OPPORTUNITY TO SELL IT, LET ME KNOW. I MAY BE PERSUADED TO GIVE IT BACK IF YOU ASK REALLY, REALLY NICE.
4. LAST AND LEAST, YOU AGREE TO SEND YOUR WORK TO ME VIA EMAIL SINCE I AM FAR TOO INCONSIDERATE TO INCORPORATE A CONVENIENT SUBMISSION FORM INTO MY SITE. SORRY. I'LL ADD ONE LATER, MAYBE. I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT RIGHT NOW.

SEND YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO ME VIA THE FOLLOWING EMAIL ADDRESS:

SUBMISSIONS@COMIXFARM.COM