Donnie: What?!!! You're not gonna think it's funny when you're being slapped to squishy pulp!!!

Clyde: Yeah!

Mr. Rudeness: Oh climb down from your tree, monkey twins! I wasn't finished with my story yet!

MR. RUDENESS

"RUDE AWAKENING"

- EPISODE IV

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Mr. Rudeness: As fortune would have it, once I was released from the hospital I was able to date Angelina without any hindrance from Butch Manslaughter, who had been put in prison for... uhmm... manslaughter. He kills a guard every year on the anniversary of his admitance, so... he's never getting out.

Butch: C'mere, pretty boy!

Mr. Rudeness: And as it turned out, Angelina was good friends with the owners of the comedy club that I worked at. She told them that I was funny, and they gave me a job as a stand up comic! I got paid big bucks to insult the audience. That was sort of a prelude to my career as an advice columnist!

Ivan: But seriously, anyone can make fun of the government. But if you think the national debt is massive, check out the schnoz on this lady at table eight! Holy cow!!!

Bunny: Whoa... wait a minute! Do you mean to tell me that the reason you're so rude is because you think it's funny?

Mr. Rudeness: Hey, it goes way beyond that, lady!

Bunny: Oh... OK.

Mr. Rudeness: But yes... I do think it's funny!

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