ComixFarm - The Adventures of Mr. Rudeness

Mr. Rudeness: He was so stupid. He told me to say things to impress her. Things that didn't make any sense... like... he wante me to tell her that he was a connoiseur of California Moffgotten cheese - whatever that is. And he wanted me to tell her that he was good looking which she could plainly see was a lie!

Mr. Rudeness: I never borrowed money from Butch. But when he said that I owed him money it just meant that he wanted money. And I paid him... or else!!! But then one day...
Butch: I'm gonna let you off the hook this time, runt. But there's something that I want from you in return!

Mr. Rudeness: Then he pointed her out to me. Her name was Angelina, and she was truly an angel. The most pure and perfect vision of beauty. Never before had I seen a woman so lovely, so perfect. And never again since have I seen such a woman. But then Butch disclosed his evil plot to me. He wanted to meet her. He wanted to be her boyfriend. Surely such a vile man would only spoil and ruin such perfection. He wanted me to help him get to her. Did I dare violate nature itself to help him? If I didn't, I knew that he would pummel me mercilessly. I was torn, to say the least...

Butch: You can't just approach beauty like that without a formal introduction. So you're gonna introduce me to her. And you're gonna say exactly what I tell you to say!