
OK, SO IT'S NOT A REAL FOUNDATION AND IT'S
NOT A REAL CHARITY. SO SHOOT ME. BUT IF I WERE A PANHADLER ON THE STREET, AND I
ASKED YOU IF YOU COULD SPARE SOME CHANGE, I THINK SOME OF YOU MIGHT GIVE IT TO ME,
RIGHT? WELL, SOME WOULD AND SOME WOULD NOT. THOSE OF YOU WHO WOULD NOT... GO AWAY,
YOU'RE SO ANNOYING. BUT THOSE OF YOU WHO MAYBE WOULD PLEASE READ ON WHILE I ATTEMPT
TO PERSUADE YOU WITH MY TWISTED LOGIC...
IF I ASK ONLINE FOR YOU TO SEND ME SPARE CHANGE THEN YOU COULD THINK OF ME AS AN
ONLINE PANHANDLER. THIS HAS SOME ADVANTAGES FOR YOU... YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT
ME. YOU DON'T HAVE TO SMELL MY BREATH OR MY URINE-STAINED CLOTHES. BUT IT HAS A
BIG DISADVANTAGE FOR ME. I HAVE TO GET YOU TO COME TO MY SITE. AND SINCE IT'S ALWAYS
PANHANDLERS WHO APPROACH PEOPLE - PEOPLE DON'T APPROACH PANHANDLERS - I HAVE NO
ONE TO PESTER AND ANNOY BY TRYING TO BE AN ONLINE PANHANDLER. WHO VISITS A SITE
JUST TO THROW THEIR MONEY AWAY? WELL, OTHER THAN THOSE THAT VISIT ONLINE CASINOS
AND 'GET RICH BY SENDING US YOUR MONEY' SITES. THIS THEN FORCES ME TO ABANDON THE
ONLINE PANHANDLER IDEA AND GO WITH SOMETHING LEGIT. THUS THE FOLLOWING COMIC BOOK
PRODUCT LINKS:
The CYSSC Foundation
Can You Spare Some Change?






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